Short quotes with photos and biographies

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

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We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

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Kanye's not big on putting his Grammys up and stuff like that. They literally were like, in the laundry room just randomly in a sock drawer.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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Humour does not disturb but enhances the message.

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Whilst Man, however well-behaved,
At best is but a monkey shaved!

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